A Christmas present courtesy of the unlikely donor, namely the Electoral College
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Story behind the song
Coined the title, found a beat, then wrote the song, with echoes of Improbable Groove and Neighbors (written by singer/songwriter Bruce Barr)
Lyrics
Just like lemmings jumpin off a cliff, they follow the leader down
Poor dumb lemmings they could not see that their leader is a clown
Count the votes tally them up what do the numbers show?
Count the votes tally them upcan that really be so?
He so lostHes so lost
Seven million votes hurt the ego thats swollen
Seven million votes make an election not stolen
Rudy and Donnie run into court to chastise rampant cheating
Judges notice they have no facts, only deceptive tweeting
Count the votes tally them up what do the numbers show?
Count the votes tally them upcan that really be so?
Amicus stooges in the Housewhat you think they say?
Constituent votes we should not count, they just get in the way!
Count the votes tally them up what do the numbers show?
Count the votes tally them upcan that really be so?
He so lostHes so lost
Seven million votes hurt the ego thats swollen
Seven million votes make an election not stolen
When a president is so bad he can't win re-election
The only thing left for him to try is to foment insurrection.
Just like lemmings jumpin off a cliff, they follow the leader down
Poor dumb lemmings they could not see that their leader is a clown
Count the votes tally them up what do the numbers show?
Count the votes tally them up can that really be so?
Count the vote!